![]() It is impossible not to hear it in Obama’s voice, with his laughter. ‘You mean the Chaos Emeralds?’” is, to me, the 21st-century version of Hemingway’s “For sale: baby shoes, never worn,” and only one word longer. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"- Fanfiction_txt April 30, 2013 ![]() “I didn’t have many followers at the time and within a week it blew up,” the account’s owner later wrote, taking credit for starting the Chaos Emeralds meme. It now has over 57,000 retweets and 61,000 likes. Though the story was published in 2010, it really came to prominence in the world of internet in-jokes in 2013, when the Twitter account which is devoted to tweeting out quotes from fanfiction, published that last line, without context. That final line, those incredible seven words, form the basis for a long-running, internetwide joke concerning the intersection of Sonic fandom and the most powerful political office in the world. We were told that their presence at CERN was to be considered classified, along with their origin.” “We were testing several artifacts that were seconded to us by the U.S. He had the complete attention of one of the most powerful people on the planet now, and it made Nathan’s hands sweat. Morgan had the feeling that the president’s eyes were boring through his skull. In the story’s prologue, then-president Barack Obama, ambassador Susan Rice, and the rest of the Security Council are briefed on a scientific anomaly at CERN by Dr. How do I know this to be true? Travel back in time with me to the year 2010, when a user named Cy-Fox posted a genre-bending piece of fanfiction, “ Immortality Protocol Cy-Fox: Book 01,” on a forum devoted to Sonic the Hedgehog. For years, unbeknownst to the mainstream media, the Chaos Emeralds have played a pivotal role in the American presidency, the cause of strife and struggle for the better part of a decade, as our commanders-in-chief have struggled to wield their enormous power. The president was talking about the Chaos Emeralds, a set of gemstone power-ups from the beloved Sonic the Hedgehog video-game series. ![]() By any conventional definition, the White House is chaotic.īut was he talking about the White House? Travel with me down here, to galaxy-brain land, and I’ll tell you what the president was really talking about: The president chews through staffers like he chews through overcooked steak: vigorously and confidently. Last week, communications director Hope Hicks resigned this week, former campaign staffer Sam Nunberg went on TV and, well, I’m not sure how else to put this, said a bunch of crazy shit. Now, if you are a person with a normal brain, you’re assuming the president is referring to the high rate of turnover in his administration, and a series of recent news events that might indicate that not everything is going okay in the White House. There is no Chaos, only great Energy!- Donald J. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Here he is getting mad online this morning: You probably already know this, but the president, Donald J. Photo-Illustration: Konstantin Sergeyev/SelectAll Photos: Sasso Studios Getty Images
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